Monday 13 July 2015

Liberals nearly outrage against abuse of woman on twitter, stop when sees she's a Right Winger.

Satire: 

Days after Shruti Seth got abused and trolled by Modi supporters, Bhakts Sexually Frustrated Hindu Males, another woman, Rupa Subramanya, was subjected to abuse  and all the liberals nearly outraged till it was found that the woman in question was a right winger. Since the writer couldn't meet up with them directly owing to tyranny of  distance,  the following is based on twitter chats.

When asked how this near faux pas occurred, Self -Proclaimed Protection Officer Of Feminism (SPOOF) Sagarikka Ghose had this to say " A new 'secular' intern had just joined us a few days back and after reading Chetan Bhagat's brilliant intellectual piece assumed that women was getting abused by those dastardly Internet Hindoos. Luckily I stopped him before he tweeted from TOI's handle supporting Rupa whose such a prize ass. Imagine the damage it would have done to TOI's reputation"( ED Note : ROFL :D).

 Luckily for the liberal camp ace detective Rana Ayyub was on the case and within 18 seconds of sifting through the tweets she found.the reason for the outrage. "This Hindu right winger had mocked Sania Mirza 3 yrs ago so was it any surprise that anyone who is secular felt anger towards her for such a thing? Every women can have an opinion as long as it's against RSS and Hindutva forces" 

Surprisingly Shruti Seth joined in on the admonishing saying " How could she question the  aspirations of a sports-woman like this? Even if she couldn't praise her couldn't she refrain from making crass comments? How did she concur that the dream won't happen? " However when pointed out that Shruti herself had done a similar thing for which she got trolled on twitter, her fellow celebrity AAP spokies started trolling the writer with expletives which cannot be reproduced here. 

Meanwhile Chetan Bhagat has already started another write up this time on the female "bhakts" on how not having English speaking males is making them sexually frustrated and  venting their anger on other successful females.

Disclaimer: This is a satire and any quotes attributed to real person are coincidental but are not unintentional. :P

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